Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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