Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The Olympian is in my bed
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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