So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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