Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I am spending my child support on dildos
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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