3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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