Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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