in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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