Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
it glows. i had to have it.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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