Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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