I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Randomize
