Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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