So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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