My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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