Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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