Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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