So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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