I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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