my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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