Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game

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(602): View more from Arizona

Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.

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