oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie