the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.