Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be

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(207): View more from Maine

you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand

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(734): View more from Michigan

Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.

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(216): View more from Ohio

It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote

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(303): View more from Colorado

Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...

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That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh

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(240): View more from Maryland

If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.

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