someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.