When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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