i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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