I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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