my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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