It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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