Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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