Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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