So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
operation harelip BJ is a go
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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