Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
the raccoons are back...
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