we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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