The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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