that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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