So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm just crazy horny about you
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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