You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Boobs are out for the taking
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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