What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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