she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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