I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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