Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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