There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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