Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Randomize
