your thong is hanging out like whoa
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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