Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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