my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she peed on how many people?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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