Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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