Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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