There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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