the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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