yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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