Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Is it because I queefed?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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