What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I party with great urgency now.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
