i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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