I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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