He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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