What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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