You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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