My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
