We're like a lot better than the average bears
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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