No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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