I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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