Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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