Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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